Today is the worst Wednesday in the history of Wednesdays, Merlin's pants. That stupid gossip thing got posted full of baldfaced lies, I failed a quiz in Charms, spilt an entire bag of soil all over me in Herbology, and then I was heading to my dorm to change and I came across some suits of armour that somebody took apart and some fifth year Ravenclaw prefect sees me, decides it's my fault, ignores everything I say in my defence, and gives me two detentions.
Can it be Friday yet?